Ya'll can call me McAlisteer, I'm an aspiring screenwriter and all i do on this site is screw around when i have work to do.
I think I have a pretty good body for someone who miscalculated this planet’s dominant indigenous species and had to construct this form as a last-minute assimilation effort.
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I think i’ll take a hot bath later since my legs hurt too much for me to stand through a shower
i can’t even remember the last time i took a bath and that makes me sad.
i love baths but i feel bad about using so much water to fill the tub so yeah.
plus i dont even have time for baths now a days, and that also makes me sad.
”When I’m not working, I like to be comfortable. I do like to dress smart, but comfort is important.”
|· pretty boy ·|
my dream wardrobe consist of one tailored tail coat suit, a white linen night gown, 14 daft punk T shirts, and infinite Lolita ensembles
|· tp ·|
well i still cant walk without intense pain, or put any pressure on my left heel at all so im doing this awkward tiptoe limp but i had a good day
Assassin’s Creed AU where everything is the same but when you use eagle vision everyone is naked
can’t stand those dumb teenagers who insist on using “da” instead of “the” because they think it’s cool. leonardo DA vinci? seriously? it’s obviously leonardo THE vinci, you uncultured swine
im laughing my ass off because i saw this cute disney blog and im like oh so vanilla wHEN WHAM PORN JUST OUTA NOWHERE and then it goes back to Disney blogging and im dyeing
If you could go anywhere in the world right now would it be to a “where” or to a “who”?
I was not prepared for this question
► Shot at Artform Studio, L.A. Photo by Nabil Elderkin and Warren Fu. 
gotta do my chores but when i stand my legs feel like nails are ripping out each individual muscle amd my feet feel like their standing on top of a bed of fine pointed needles